It is a family joke that the Diva has supernatural powers to see the future - or at the very least, that her prayers are given extra weight. Tonight, I asked her whether we were going to end up getting the house we bid on earlier this evening. She said she didn't know. I asked her whether she had talked to God about it. She said yes.
Naturally, without missing a beat, I asked her what he said.
In her God voice, which sounds a lot like her Santa Claus voice, she said, "Yes, you should buy the house."
I stared and whispered, "Did God really say that?"
She smiled and said No.
Dang it. Maybe if I shake her a few times, like a Magic 8 ball...
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